Kingdom Hearts Mary Sue of the Day/Week-ish-thing [entries|friends|calendar] Kingdom Hearts Mary Sues [ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ] [ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

Last entry [29 Sep 2005|01:53am] [ mood | amused ] A big thanks to severedscythe who did this Sue for me. For those of you wondering, this will most likely be the last entry for this Sue-journal, as while severedscythe was sporking this for me, I was busy setting up this: kingdom_spork a community for sporking Kingdom Hearts Badfics. Basically I thought that some of you might enjoy sporking fics for yourself every now and again, so by joining this community, you can do so whenever you like (as long as you keep in mind the rules. ^^) Even if you don't like or have the time to spork, we'll be updating the community at least as often as this journal, so nothing will really change. So please, even if you don't join or don't comment on this page any more, take a look, for me? I'll let severedscythe take over. -------------- TITLE: I think I’m in love (and I think I wanna curl up into a little ball and die) AUTHOR: Nalana-the-ruler-of-discord (minus twelve points right there.) SUMMARY: Riku finds a strange girl on the beach. With her blonde hair and tan skin with imbedded crystals, she might just be able to take Riku's heart. But will she love him back? RikuxOC SoraXKirai. Please read! actionadventure also. (...Right. Okay. So another sue washes up on the beach thing. I can handle this, I really can) RATING: (this fic scares even ansem) NAME: Jewel. SPECIES: Half demon. Can control fire, and apparently is the carrier of the 'eternal flame' or some such nonsense. Makes my brain hurt. HAIR COLOR: Her hair was a dark blonde with natural highlights, and waves. (apparently, also waterlogged, but nobody noticed that cause she was oh so beautiful and had just washed up on the beach.) EYE COLOR: She opened her eyes and looked at Riku. Her eyes were an Icy blue color that looked like if she gave you a death glance it would rip right through your heart. (but they also change colour to purple when she’s surprised and red when she’s angry. I’m guessing they go magenta when she’s horny, but I’m not sure.) FASHION SENSE: She was wearing a black belly shirt that was off the shoulder. The sleeves were elbow length. There was a large keyhole with a strange crystal hanging from it. Her skirt was basically a black mini skirt with black sheer fabric hanging from it like a prairie skirt. She was wearing black knee high boots with two-inch heels. ( what I want to know is why she was wearing two inch heels if she had been knocked out for a week. And erk. Talk about needing a shower.) SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: The whole changing eye thing, and her super strength. Apparently, she can break metal with her hands and beat Sora into a bloody pulp with no problem at all. Also, she has scars and burn marks and crap on her arm that she got from 'the dark heart princess' that can kill her at any time by killing herself. POWERS: control over fire, super strength, feminism and the power to annoy the hell out of readers. And also the author. EQUIPMENT: ONE GIANT AXE. AND FIRE. AND OMG SHE IS SO AWESOME LOOK AT HER BE ABLE TO KNOW HOW TO USE EVERY WEAPON AND AN EXPERT IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT and *pantpant*...I’m good. Really. No keyblade, but I didn’t read the whole thing though, I started to get a headache. ORIGIN: some world called...sounded like gonorrhea...hang on a sec... Gousandie, The Island of Lost Dreams... I was close. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Riku falls madly in love with her. And... and... that’s it, really. No connections to cannon whatsoever, other than I want to shoot her out of one. I SAY: ..this made me physically ill. I mean it. It gave me a headache and a stomachache. And my eyes hurt. I only made it to the twelfth chapter before my resolve gave out. And the author notes make me want to cry. SAMPLE: ( omglikeI’mgunnagocurlupanddienow ) I’m still terrified over here. 7 sues whacked| have a keyblade

[22 Sep 2005|09:09pm] TITLE: Toxicity (And it is VERY toxic) AUTHOR: Schweppes (Funny, I thought Schwepps was copyrighted by the company. Silly me.) SUMMARY: Yaoi. kinda yuri. The kingdom hearts characters meet up with two teenage girls and in the insanity end up going to halloween town, as well as many other worlds. anime crossover RATING: (This fic scares even Ansem) NAME: Schweppes (same name as the author - strike one) and Meilin SPECIES: 'wolf demon, fire demon cross' and a 'youko' aka a fox demoness. (I'm not up on my Fangirl Japanese, but isn't it 'youkai'?) HAIR COLOR: 'brown shoulder length hair' and 'longer brown hair' which later changes to 'long sliver hair' (At least the colours are normal to start with, right?) EYE COLOR: 'hazel eyes' and not mentioned. (Maybe she hasn't GOT eyes! :O) FASHION SENSE: 'a black t-shirt and some baggy blue jeans' and 'clothes a lot like Kari's but doesn't look much like her.' later 'a rose colored tunic' (Just a tunic. What a daring Sue, to run about displaying her nekkid behind to people! Plus I have no idea who Kari is, so for all I know, she's nekkid too.) SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: After transformations: 'wolf-like tale and little ears' and '5 grayish colored fox tales' with 'little fox ears' (Ok, now I'm imagining the Sue with a bunch of fox stories stapled to her butt.) POWERS: Is telepathic with Riku. While she's talking to him telepathically, she knows she's the author (Self Insert much?) but in the fic she doesn't know this. I don't know, the author notes in this ALONE make my eyes hurt and my brain 'splode. The other Sue probably has some kick-ass magic and stuff later. I couldn't really be bothered to read past chapter 11. Hell, they BOTH probably have magic, cause they're like super powerful an' stuff. EQUIPMENT: Keyblades. Oh, Sora, Riku, Kairi and Jack Skellington all have them too. The author decided to make Sora's little (abused) Keyblade split into different Keyblades for each Keychain he had. Apparently they now have a quest to go and find the others, though damned if I can figure out why. They also seemed to have forgotten about this, as when I left, they were wandering about random anime worlds meeting their favourite characters. As you do. ORIGIN: 'Earth, North America, the United States, the state of New York, New York City' according to them. Though, one later finds out she's from Hiei and Kurama's world. Which is the Demonplane in Japan... Which supposedly makes her Japanese... Though she doesn't understand the language or anything. They fell out of the waterfall on Destiny Island. It's a magic portal, don'tcha know? CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Outside of appearing on Destiny Island? None I saw, thankfully. Unfortunately for other anime characters, TONS of connections there. I SAY: It isn't that back spelling and grammer-wise, but the godawfully long, script formatted author notes are pure hell, and I can't find the plot. They started with one, but then it vanished into the distance. The Kingdom Hearts characters are almost an after thought, as they seem to do pretty much nothing. Riku apparently is the narrator, but damned if I can remember this. Oh, and did I mention there is random gay? -_-;; SAMPLE: ( Liek, i relly h8 u riku. u suk. ) I'd cover more of it, but my brain was threatening to trickle out of my ears. If you're feeling masochistic, go take a look yourself. ^^ 1 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Sues should not play with time. It hurts your brain. [22 Sep 2005|01:10am] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Hikari - PLANIT B Remix ] I spent most of the day trolling for Sues, as I'm trying to download Advent Children (it doesn't get released here for a while, and I plan on buying it anyway, so I figure a little early viewing won't hurt~) and anything more strenuous kills my computer. *sigh* Still, I have a nice backlog of Sues built up, so I'll start updating this more often for you guys! Tell your friends! Invite them over! We'll have a party and spork us some Sues. >D TITLE: Entwined (gee, original much?) AUTHOR: Phantom's Preformer (it's Performer, my dear) SUMMARY: Leon and Yuffie even Aerith never knew. Maybe not even Sora who knew he was the only one who had a keyblade But now in the ever quite Destiny Island a new girl holds a keyblade and a mysterious past. The same dreams that haunted Sora also haunt her. Her p (...riiiight) RATING: (Three Shadows) NAME: Margaret (at least it's not Japanese or stupid) SPECIES: One of the OTHER Keyblade Masters. You know the type. HAIR COLOR: 'Brown/Auburn' EYE COLOR: 'Green' FASHION SENSE: 'Black jean shorts, black short sleeveshirt w/ red lase around sleeves and collar, black arm bands near sholders and wrists, and a neckless w/ a key charm.' (You read right, this Sue has no neck! :O) SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: Apparently has a heart of half darkness and half light. Like we haven't heard of THAT before. POWERS: Knows what Sora looks like without having seen him before. Can make Sora do incredibly stupid things in the name of twu wuv. Can kick Sora's ass then have him forgive her all of two seconds later. Can Cannon Rape the entire cast with ease. EQUIPMENT: Say it with me now: KEYBLADE. Half of Sora's heart, apparently. I am NOT getting this. ORIGIN: Destiny Island. We presume Hollow Bastion before that, due to cannon connections. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: She's Sora's wun twu wuv and Leon's long lost younger sister all rolled into one! Yippee! I think either Ansem or some random badguy wants to make her evil. Somehow. Look, I already said this thing didn't make sense! I SAY: The mercy is this is a short fic. It has eight chapters but the latter ones are only a couple of paragraphs long. But the plot! Sue starts out on Destiny Island, winds up in Traverse town for some unexplained reason, where Leon proves her can tell his long lost siblings simply by seeing them. Meets Sora, they spontaneously realise their love, evilguy tries to make Sue kill Sora. Sue resists. Sora saves Sue, Sue saves Sora. Evilguy wipes Sue's memories and she's back on Destiny Island. The only thing I can think of is that it's a REALLY bad flashback sequence. Sure as hell doesn't read like on though. SAMPLE: I've strung a few chapters together, simply because they're too short to be posted separate. ( Sora! i wuv u so much!!! ) Seeing as there was no update last week, I'll do another tomorrow. Might even try and update closer to daily (every second day?) if you guys like. Meanwhile, spread the love! We could do with more readers. ^^ EDIT the Edit: Checking the author's page shows she's written three fics, at least two of which use this 'Margaret' character. *sigh* 2 sues whacked| have a keyblade

[07 Sep 2005|09:14pm] [ mood | scarred for life ] While the spelling and grammar are good enough that I don't scream in pain, the actual content of this thing would make a sane person try to spork their own eyeballs. The writer crosses over several different fandoms including Devil May Cry 3, .hack//SIGN, Star Wars, Final Fantasy X and Naruto. He uses a Lightsaber at one point, can execute moves and spells that shouldn't be that easy and manages to form a boy band with Sora and Riku. To top it all off, by the end the Stu has split into three, apparently so they can inflict even more pain on us all. Needless to say, be very, very careful if you attempt to read all 23 chapters of this and you may not make it back alive. We took our postions, Me on electric and lead voice, Sora on bass and back-up, Riku ondrums andback-up. Now was to put the main part of my plan into action. I looked at Soraand Riku and the nodded at me.We all closed our eyes aseveryone else wondered whatwe were up to. TITLE: New World, Changed Journey. and if you can guess what that means, you win a prize! AUTHOR: AnimeGamer10 you should realize something is very, very wrong about now... SUMMARY: First Fic Ever! The author has his world destroyed by the Heartless. After landing in Traverse Town and making new friends, he starts to develop strange powers. Powers that could warp the whole world of Kingdom Hearts...COMPLETE! YAHOO! Forgive me for not leaping for joy... RATING: THIS FIC MAKES ANSEM CRY! NAME: Francis of the unknown last name, not to mention several Sue/Stu friends he invited people to make and two alternate Stu personalities. SPECIES: God only knows. He's supposed to be human than later finds out he was a Heartless and is referred to as a 'Adept'. HAIR COLOR: 'messy black hair' EYE COLOR: 'very dark brown eyes' FASHION SENSE: 'a blue t-shirt with a silver-white dragon on it. I had on blue jeans with and blue and white sneakers. Around my neck was a silver necklace with a gold crown pendant like Sora's. On my left ring-finger was a sliver ring engraved with 2 hearts that were glowing blue. ' WARNING, we have a confirmed Stu! SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: Wings. Can transform into a different 'strong, smarter, better' form. POWERS: Ok, here's the fun part. This guy is an 'Adept', which means that he can apparently create any item, ability, spell or whatever he can think of. This means he can do things like rip off Final Fantasy X summons, .hack//SIGN spells and, best of all, create a LIGHTSABER. Oh, and apparently he has the powers of Darkness, Light and 'Dusk'. I have no idea how that works. Can also make Sora pass out, vanish mysteriously or just be useless in every battle. EQUIPMENT: Oh yeah, he gets his own Keyblade too. Apparently they're being given out in cereal boxes nowadays. On top of that, if it all weren't enough already, he has the Hearts of Phantom and Kurt Zisa, and they let him transform or something. ORIGIN: Apparently he was a Heartless, or born of Darkness, or something. It doesn't make any sense. Then after Sora defeated Ansem and everything, he got reincarnated on Earth. He was later transported to Traverse Town after Earth was consumed by Darkness, where Sephiroth drops by to tell everyone how spethil~ Stu-boy is. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Is Sora's close friend, can take on Leon and Cloud at once and win, can beat Sephiroth, can make Kes cry in a corner... I SAY: Words are not enough in this case. I'm getting out the snarking gear and I'm putting comments throughout the extract, or chances are none of you will make it through alive. SAMPLE: ( Why a lightsaber?! WHY? ) ...LIGHTSABER... *whimpers* 4 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Berserkers with Keyblades [01 Sep 2005|11:59pm] [ mood | sick ] Well, as anyone still watching will know, the ownership of this journal has changed hands, so I shall be taking over from now on. As for who I am, I may have been seen around as 'sekotsim', but I prefer to be known as Kesiah. I can't honestly say that I am the best person for the job, as I'm not sure I can live up to some of the Sues found by my predecessor (need we recall the wonderful MPREG?) but I shall do my best in both finding amusing Sues for you all and updating regularly. At the moment I hope to make it around once a week, more often if I find something that demands posting, so let's hope for the best! And with that in mind, I shall kick this off with something a little different, a Gary Stu. TITLE: Berserker: The Sei Kuramutou Story AUTHOR: Shadow Bladewolf (This sounds promising...) SUMMARY: Warning: OCs are dominant A NonExistant One named Sei Kuramutou and his friends Roba Takei, Tidus, Miso Usagi, and so on are Traverse and Twilight's only hope, with the worlds falling to darkness. Will the Light win? We'll see. RATING (Three Shadows) NAME: Sei Kuramutou / Berserk form of the former SPECIES: NonExistant One HAIR COLOR: Blonde / Blonde with black highlights EYE COLOR: 'cerulean eyes' / crimson FASHION SENSE: 'a black leather trenchcoat with a silver link chain resting on the area of the trenchcoat covering his chest, the chain served as a drawstring that tightened the trenchcoat around his shoulders. The trenchcoat had a long zip that went from neck to toe on the front, it also had a teardrop-faceted, perfectly clear, crystal quartz gemstone dangling on a gold-link chain over the part of the trenchcoat covering each of his shoulders.' Also an un-godly number of weapons. SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: None. POWERS: Fluent in three languages, teleportation, can understand the Heartless, DBZ-esque ki powers. I kid thee not. EQUIPMENT: Two Keyblades. Not one, but two. Oathkeeper and Oblivion no less. (Sound familiar?) At least two 'sai daggers' and a collection of shuriken. ORIGIN: Apparently they've always lived in Traverse Town. What? You mean you never saw them there? CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Aside from several very obvious rip-offs? None. I SAY: DBZ-esque powers, apparently renamed 'Berserker mode' and other variations upon that theme. We get the whole deal, hair effects, shiny lights and muscles bulging. Apparently Sora would have had a lot more luck if he'd tried to harness his ki abilities instead of using the Keyblade. There would have been a lot less of Traverse Town though. Oh, and there are demons as well as Heartless. Apparently they were always there too. My personal favorite part is his reaction to his friend's death. You'll see what I mean. SAMPLE: ( 'I’m sensing the presence of a great negative force.' Yeah, you get that around Sues. ) 9 sues whacked| have a keyblade

[28 Aug 2005|08:59pm] [ mood | embarrassed ] ...er. Hi. So, um, as most of you have probably noticed by now, I'm very bad at keeping this journal up. And by very bad, I mean horrifyingly horrible. Saying that updates are sporadic would be... kind. I just don't have the time for keeping up this journal. And that's where y'all come in. Is there anyone out there who'd like the responsibility of taking this journal and actually using it on a day-to-day (or at least week-to-week) basis? Someone who'd like to inherit the mantle of Kingdom Sues? 'Cause I'm totally willing to hand it over if one of you are willing to take it from me. Give me an email over at scarymaz(at)hotmail.com. If there's more than one taker - and I kind of doubt that there will be - I'll use super sekkrit evil skeelz to choose The One. So, uh, get to it. Or something. 1 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Ookami [04 Apr 2005|08:11pm] [ mood | confused ] I don't have any idea what this is about. None. TITLE: The Unknown Keyblade Master ~ Ookami's Tale AUTHOR: Makai Goddess Ookami SUMMARY:Things aren't always what they appear to be. Ookami used to live by those words. When you add cream of Mimi and essance of Spyke to Kingdom Hearts, you get this wacky tale. (Based on Dark Spyke's UKBMR. Read it. I command you) RATING: (this fic scares even Ansem) NAME: Ookami/'Mimi' (Wolf. She named her character 'wolf.' Whoo.) SPECIES: Human...? HAIR COLOR: Alternately red and auburn. You know those colors depend on your monetary status, right? EYE COLOR: Grey FASHION SENSE: 'Her black sneakers squeaked as they were pressed together, and her baggy blue jeans rustled slightly and she played with the tassel on her navy blue hoodie.' SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: None? POWERS: Um. Some magic. EQUIPMENT: 'Silver bracers at her wrists.' Her 'Wolf Blade': 'The blade of the sword looked as if wolves had gnawed on it, seeing as how jagged it was. The handle, made of pure wolf bone, had the head of a wolf carved at the end. All in all, she had to admit it was pretty spiffy.' ORIGIN: I. Um. Somewhere? CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Some guy named Sephiroth does stuff like let her sleep in his lap. Hell if I know who he is. I SAY: Okay. Um. Well. This. It's... interesting. Half the characters in this story? Aren't even hers. And no, I'm not talking about the KH ones. I'll let the author sum it up in her own words: "Okay, we all know this isn’t my plot right? And if you didn’t then nyah to you too. If you want the original version, it’s in my favourite stories and is The Unknown Keyblade Master Revised by Dark-Spyke. Check it out. Very awesome. And Spyke, sorry I borrowed this without your permission. ::bows:: I was bored out of my wits and needed something to do..." At least this Spyke person doesn't seem to mind her blatant theft. SAMPLE: ( Ookami cackled, and found a brush before using it in her hair, all the while glaring at Seph, who always had perfect hair. Which made her wonder, if she ever had his kid, would there hair be perfect or... crap, at lack of a better word. ) 4 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Riyoji Jeremishou [02 Apr 2005|08:56pm] [ mood | bwahahahaha ] Oh, man, I loved finding this one. TITLE: Silver Cerulean (I'm picturing a sort of shiny blue, but...) AUTHOR: Riyoji Jeremishou (She's trying to be Japanese, and failing oh-so miserably. For those of you playing along at home, that would be this: リヨジ　ジェレミショウ, 'cause boy howdy, it can't be hiragana.) SUMMARY: Riyoji. Beautiful and dangerous master thief who has a knack for trouble. But will she survive when she meets Ansem and Sephiroth? Completed! RATING: (two shadows) NAME: Riyoji Jeremishou (It's been a while since we had a good, honest Sue.) SPECIES: Human HAIR COLOR: 'Silver locks of layered hair cascaded to her slender waist' EYE COLOR: 'Her eyes were of the most deepened and penetratingly gorgeous cerulean blue.' FASHION SENSE: A 'black collared sweatshirt that had the sleeves cut off and the tight black pants and the belt with the sword and dagger hilts surround her hips.' Later, while enjoying the hospitality of Hollow Bastion, she changes to 'A black button down long-sleeved shirt with both a silk outside and red silk lining, a dark trench coat that went a little past her knees, black pants which fit snuggly, and black boots that passed her knees.' SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: She's got exotic dark skin. Ugh. POWERS: She's leik the most masterful thief evar. Amazing piano-playing skills. EQUIPMENT: Daggers. Amazing sex appeal, apparently. ORIGIN: Some... place. I don't know. It might be the Aladdin world, as there's mention of a scarab artifact, buuut... It's a desert. It has vampires. Why the vampires think this is a good idea I haven't the slighest. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Ansem and Sephiroth kidnap her and bring her to Hollow Bastion for reasons never fully explained. They both seem to be infatuated with her. Um. Yeah. I SAY: Between vampire!Sephiroth, wanky!Ansem, and the prose that tries to be purple but fails due to wrong word choice, this thing is downright HYSTERICAL. Seriously. Did I mention that the author has written three other stories in this world? And has multiple pictures of her Sue up at her DA gallery? And that the Sue and Ansem get married? Whoo. This is some good crack, foks. SAMPLE: ( 'Sin Harvest, Baby.' ) 11 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Brianna [31 Mar 2005|03:49pm] [ mood | cheerful ] Rejoice, for we have our first Sue that uses CoM-cannon! TITLE: The Red Winged Runaway AUTHOR: Kit Kat Kitten (Oh, barf.) SUMMARY: Brianna is a girl that ran away from home. She joined the Organization when she met Axel and is forced to fight her best friends. But now that she has been chosen as the Angel of Heart, she must complete the mission that she was told to do. Ch.6 is up! RATING: (this fic scares even Ansem) NAME: Brianna SPECIES: Human/Angel of Heart HAIR COLOR: 'long red hair' which was 'totally fabulous' and is now 'grown to the bottom of my legs' EYE COLOR: ...if it was mentioned, I didn't see it. FASHION SENSE: An Organization uniform. Oh, yes. SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: She's missing an ear. No joke. So, she gets one of her friends to make her a new one: 'It was made out of leather and cloth and did look like an ear. Only one problem was there. It looked like an elf’s ear.' Oh, and she has 'two red wings as long as my hair.' POWERS: General magic, presumed to be of FF-type. And let's not forget this: she's got wings that give her immortality. Only, like, not if it's something really, really powerful. And she's going to use them to protect the one she loves or some crap like that. She's also an 'Angel of Heart,' meaning that she can link the hearts of the Seven Princesses. Ooookay. EQUIPMENT: A whip. Called Black Feather. Um. Presumably cards, as she is in Castle Oblivion and all. ORIGIN: Say it with me: Destiny Islands. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Sora's other other best female friend. You know. Her. I SAY: This was an interesting read for me. For one thing, I've never played the English version of CoM, so I'm still functioning with Japanese names. I guess Marluxia is slightly less dorky of a name than Marcia. But Larxene? What the heck was wrong with Roxine? Um. The Sue. Well. She's... well. Man. Look, just read it. Axel tried his best, he really did, but the Sue won. SAMPLE: ( 'She said, “Don’t be scared. I came to help you. You’re a blessed child in a dark time. ) 5 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Robyne [30 Mar 2005|07:26pm] [ mood | embarrassed ] Christ. I'm sorry. Won't bother with the excuses, I'll just get straight to the Sues. TITLE: Spellbound AUTHOR: chrystal-destiny (...oh, jeez. I missed doing this.) SUMMARY: Robyne is the granddaughter of legendary keyblade master Sora. Her life is indifferent, no one notices her, and she wields a wooden keyblade dubbed “spellbound”. When Raine, grandson of Riku, sets out to kill her on the assumption her blade is real, Robyn RATING: (two shadows) NAME: Robyne (Okay, if Sora's genes produce children who think this is a viable spelling, he's hereby forbidden to reproduce.) SPECIES: Human HAIR COLOR: 'musty Auburn hair' (That word does not mean what you think it means.) EYE COLOR: 'violet eyes' FASHION SENSE: Eh. Probably naked. SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: OMG SHE'S A GIRL POWERS: Absolutely none. Zip. Zero. EQUIPMENT: A wooden keyblade she made all by herself that she calls 'Spellbound.' Riku's grandson, Raine. ORIGIN: Sora's loins Sora's kid's loins. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Lives with her grandparents, Kairi and Sora. Yeah. Well. Debatably a connection to cannon, because this sure ain't the Kairi and Sora I know. I SAY: Since when is being a keyblade weilder part of a membership to a No Girls Allowed Club? Because this Sue's major angst comes from the fact that while all her brothers are training to be the next Keyblade Master - because it's definitely something you train for - Sora won't consider her as a candidate because she's a girl and should be doing more girly things. And Kairi just sort of smiles and nods to this. WTF? SAMPLE: ( 'Slightly nervous I whispered a word my grandfather had used to bring a tree down from deep within the palm grove.' ) 6 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Ria [08 Jan 2005|10:52am] [ mood | amused ] I was looking for a daughter-of-main-characters-Sue just for a change from all the amnesiacs, and I FOUND ANOTHER ONE HAHAHAHA OW. TITLE: Hidden Power AUTHOR: Clumsy Kitten SUMMARY: Riku and Sora have a kid and she very cute! But then why has Riku suddenly dissapeared and heartless are after thier daughter RATING: (this fic scares even Ansem) NAME: Ria SPECIES: Spawn of the devil, probably. HAIR COLOR: 'curly brown hair' EYE COLOR: 'turquoise eyes' FASHION SENSE: not mentioned SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: Aside from being a medical impossibility? POWERS: The child of fate who will unite the three keyblades, vanquish darkness and the evils of heterosexual relationships. She's able to merge with Sora and Riku to create an angelic being called 'Riau' who kills Kairi. EQUIPMENT: A keyblade, of course: 'It was black on one half, white on the other. In the center was a sky-blue crystal on the left half and turquoise crystal on the right half. The gem itself was in the shape of a heart.' She calls it 'Lover's Heart.' ORIGIN: Sora's loins. AGAIN. Augh. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Riku and Sora's darling baby girl. Hey, at least it's not Ansem or Sephiroth this time. She's also sort of the reincarnation of another prettiestspecialestKeybladeweilderever!Sue, as far as I can tell. I SAY: Well, it doesn't quite beat the first mpreg, but it comes pretty close. Luckily for us, it doesn't even attempt to explain how Sora got pregnant. Oh, and keep in mind that Ria's supposed to be three in this. Three. AND SHE WATCHES HER PARENTS HAVE GAY SEX OW MY BRAIN. SAMPLE: ( 'Congratulations, it’s a girl.' ) 11 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Your Name [07 Jan 2005|09:54pm] [ mood | amused ] I'd like to point you over here. There are two reasons for this. First, it's funny (to me, at least). Second, hopefully it'll get you in a good mood for what comes next. ...okay, no, it's not as bad as the mpreg. You can stop running away now. TITLE: Simple & Clean (Dear sweet lord, creativity is hard to come by in this fandom.) AUTHOR: melody89 SUMMARY: You look at Sora like you have just seen a ghost. "Y-your hut" You ask. Before Sora can answer, you faint again, only this time, from shock. Sora looks at your fainted form quiestionable and looks to Micheal and Luna. RATING: (this fic scares even Ansem) NAME: Your Name/(y/n) SPECIES: Human HAIR COLOR: 'waist lenght black hair', then 'icy blue hair that too was in the chopstick style.' EYE COLOR: 'ice blue eyes are glazed over. You have no pupils,' then 'a mix of icy blue, grey, and black.' FASHION SENSE: 'a crimson red belly-shirt. It has spagettii straps and of course shows from the top of your belly-button to where your pants start. Or shall we say skirt? You are also wearing a leather crimson red skirt.' SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: Blind, deaf, and mute. No, seriously. 'You had been blind ever since you were a baby and mute since you were three. When you were three, you had come down with a horrible disease that not even docters could cure. It had damaged your brain and lungs, thus making you a mute. You take a certain medicine that allows you to talk, but only for about two hours a pill.' POWERS: Uh. Well. EQUIPMENT: 'daggers that have icy-blue colored handles and look at your chest to see that there too is a ice blue strap and look at your back where you see your sword that is half your ize too has ice blue handle.' Also, mini-Sues Luna and Micheal. ORIGIN: The real world. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: A new Princess of Heart. Along with her mini-Sues. Er. I SAY: Choose your own adventure Sue! Aw, man, I can't decide if this is the best or the worst thing I've had in a while. On the one hand, it's actually quite original, but on the other hand, it's just bad. SAMPLE: ( '....DEVIDE..... DEVIDE..... DEVIDE..... DEVIDE.... DEVIDE..... DEVIDE.....' ) 8 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Corita [05 Jan 2005|08:13pm] [ mood | bored ] TITLE: Twin Hearts AUTHOR: Sora53 SUMMARY: ---Complete!---What would Kingdom Hearts be like if Sora had a twin sister? Please R and R! RATING: (two shadows) NAME: Corita (Um, okay. What kind of parents name their son Sora and their daughter... Corita?) SPECIES: Human HAIR COLOR: 'messy brown' EYE COLOR: blue FASHION SENSE: If it's mentioned, I couldn't be arsed to notice. SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: Aside from being identical to Sora? POWERS: Basic FF magic. EQUIPMENT: 'a brighty colored staff, with a tiny yellow bell on the top.' A thalassa shell, I think. ORIGIN: Sora's mother's womb. Or so she claims. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: She's Sora's twin sister. Older than him by seven seconds. She says this as though it's extemely important. I SAY: This is probably the least interesting Sue ever. It's basically a rewrite of KH, but with an additional character. And it's not even as though she adds anything to it, either. She doesn't have her own Keyblade, she doesn't change the plot - it seems like she's kinda sorta an honorary Princess of Heart, but not really. Basically, there's no point to it. There are parts where the author obviously just copied and pasted from the script of the game. Ugh. Grow some creativity, seriously. SAMPLE: ( 'That was the first time she'd ever met talking ducks!' ) 10 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Riku no Kage/Kage/Mizu [03 Jan 2005|09:04pm] [ mood | apathetic ] Still without my computer. TITLE: Memories Forming AUTHOR: Riku no kage SUMMARY: REVIZED! There's a new girl on the Destiny Islands! Who is she? Where did she come from? What are these strange feelings Riku has for her? Warning: Original Character included. Final Chapter posted. RATING: (three shadows) NAME: Riku no kage/Kage/Mizu (Whoo. Same name as the author. Strike one.) SPECIES: Human HAIR COLOR: 'Strands of her damp blonde hair clung to her face where it had come out of the braid she wore. Her bangs reached down to slightly past her bottom eyelid, just barely touching her cheekbones.' EYE COLOR: 'Riku stared into those intense, beautiful, sea-green eyes, and saw a number of emotions flash through them, though none crossed her face. Confusion, fear, wonder, gratitude, slight panic, and back to confusion.' FASHION SENSE: 'The shirt was made of a light material dyed a dark yellow, and designed so the wearer had to tie it around her chest in order to keep it from falling off. The shorts were of a faded blue denim material and designed as jean-shorts often were. With the shorts was a belt of brown leather. Along with the shirt and shorts was a pair of boots, yes, boots also of a brown leather and designed so that they didn't go up much past her ankle, and had some cloth-like material hanging down around said ankle, but not enough to get in the way of walking. Socks were included.'(Way, way too much description for her costume. Strike two.) SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: a 'thin scar on her stomach.' POWERS: 'she took to the drum, flute, and ocarina fairly well.' EQUIPMENT: 'Around her neck she wore a pendant in the shape of the Kingdom Hearts logo (A/N: Not that Riku knows what that is, but I'm too lazy to describe it in detail) with a stone of rose quartz set in the center. It's chain was an odd sort of blue-ish metal that also made up the heart.' Also: 'It was a seashell, identical to one he'd found the day before Kage came into his life. The coloring, size, and shape was exactly the same. He'd been carving a hole in it, then tied a leather thong (A/N: Not what most girls wear today, a thong as in a strap or rope) through the hole.' (Not one, but two Significant Pieces of Jewerly. Strike Three. You're out.) ORIGIN: Get this: she washes up on Destiny Islands without her memory! What creativity! I may just faint! CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Riku must be quite the ladies man, if he's got all these girls hanging off him constantly. She probably know Leon, as, er, a man with a scar on his forehead is mentioned. I SAY: Author? What black hole did you pull 'koishii' out of for 'lover?' For once, I'd almost have prefered if they'd used 'koibito.' This is just... ugh. She has author's notes throughout the entire thing, puts conversations with her 'muses' at the beginnings of her fics (which I believe everyone has done at some point and therefore should be forgiven if they're under the age of thirteen, which is when I outgrew it), and... well. Just read the sample. SAMPLE: ( 'Oh, and a warning to all you Riku fan-girls out there: my fan charrie has a major crush on him. In fact, in these fics, they come very, very close to kissing. I even drew a pic where they are kissing!' ) have a keyblade

Mira Hallingale [24 Dec 2004|02:06pm] [ mood | amused ] Sporadic updates due to broken laptop. Sob. TITLE: Takin over me and Remebering は存続へ過去キーである。それから (The author claims this means 'Remebering the past is the key to Survival.' I claim that she stuck it in Babelfish, because it means something along the lines of 'remembering is to/in the direction of duration key exists. Also.') AUTHOR: Sokairi SUMMARY: Ok this is the sequel to Takin' over me. The title says Remebering the past is the key to Survival. Turning away from it will be the key to death. This is my version of KH2. Mira's trying to forget her past while Riku trys to remeber it will they survive? RATING: (this fic scares even Ansem) NAME: Mira Hallingale SPECIES: Human HAIR COLOR: not mentioned EYE COLOR: not mentioned FASHION SENSE: not mentioned SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: None. POWERS: ANGSTANGSTANGSTANGSTANGSTOMGWTFBBQAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGGGSSSSSSSTTT!!eleven! EQUIPMENT: A sword. Which is pretty darn sharp, apparently. ORIGIN: Who knows? CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: She knows Riku. Riku doesn't know her. I think she's a stalker or something, really. I SAY: The title the author was looking for is: '過去を思い出していることは生残の鍵。' These are both really quite short, but really quite painful. Seeing as they both involve the same character with no backstory at all, I decided to list both of them. They're also both songfics. The author's also written another KH Sue that I might come back to eventually. We'll see. The fic with the incomprehensible Japanse tells us 'NO SUEING.' Ah, unintentional irony. SAMPLE: ( 'WHY DID EVERYTHING COME CRASHING DOWN ON ME AT ONCE?!'I screamed. ) 1 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Takune Trepelsky Highwind 50th [19 Dec 2004|08:16pm] [ mood | confused ] [ music | Center of the Sun - Poe ] I... Uh? TITLE: Destinies Interwined (See, that's what happens when the Fates get their strings tangled.) AUTHOR: Keyblademasta (Auuuuuugh.) SUMMARY: After the doors of kingdom hearts closed...Riku is stuck inside what is between a dream world and the real world. He has to race against time to find his friends until disaster strikes. He comes across a mysterious girl... but, can he trust her? RATING: (this fic scares even Ansem) NAME: Takune Trepelsky Highwind 50th SPECIES: Human HAIR COLOR: 'odd looking red- ogange hair spiked up, a violet head- band' EYE COLOR: not mentioned FASHION SENSE: ' a yellow tank-top along with two red denim straps running along his chest, jade green shorts that was full of pockets, and big blue shoes with belts and buckles all over. He also had an armband on his right arm and garden gloves. I could tell he was a pilot of some kind because of his rather nice looking goggles dangling around his neck, but over all. not too shabby!' (Is it just me, or does it sound like Riku - the narrator - is, ahem, interested in this guy?) SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: None. POWERS: The ability to be completely whipped. EQUIPMENT: Uh. ORIGIN: ...uh. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Uh? I SAY: I... I have no idea what's going on in this fic. Riku's in Kingdom Hearts, then he's in Tokyo with a girl being possessed by Ansem. I thought this girl was the 'mysterious girl' mentioned, and all was good. Then I read on. And suddenly Tokyo disappears as though it was never there, and Riku's on some island, where he meets another girl - Rei. But she doesn't do much aside from be a bitch, so that's not very mysterious, either. The only character aside from Riku who was at all well-described was this guy, Taku. Then I realized that the author called themselves Taku. And it all became clear - I couldn't tell who the mysterious girl was because she wasn't the Sue. There was, in fact, no Sue. It was a Stu. And all was right in the world. SAMPLE: ( 'OW!!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!??!!!' ) 5 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Navi/Tatle [18 Dec 2004|09:29pm] [ mood | listless ] [ music | Ghost - Indigo Girls ] TITLE: Sprite AUTHOR:pixie bell1 SUMMARY: When they found a mysterious figure in the Secret Place, Sora, Riku, and Kairi thought that the Heartless were back, and other sighting proved it. But what also happens when a beautiful girl, and a old rival come to their Island RATING: (this fic scares even Ansem) NAME: Navi/Tatle SPECIES: Sprite HAIR COLOR: 'her shoulder length. Strawberry blonde hair wiped at her face, and she tied a turquoise hair band in her hair.'/ EYE COLOR: 'she had a pair of shocking green eyes' FASHION SENSE: 'She had a turquoise halter top on, that seemed to cut above the belly button, and a white skirt with a turquoise and light blue scarf tied around her waist.' SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: She has a marking that's 'It was a fairy, a small simple fairy with no details or anything. Just a side view of a fairy with antennas and wings. '. She also has two scars on her back that are actually due to her wings. 'There was a star, out lined in black, in the middle of her hand.' When she's Tatle, she has greenish skin and 'a magnificent pair of see-through, pinkish fairy wings.' POWERS: Fairy stuff, I guess. EQUIPMENT: She has a baton with flaming tips. I'd scoff at that, but I actually know someone who uses one of those, so I won't. ORIGIN: She's from Hollow Bastion. Not much else is said aside from that. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: She's Cloud's little sister. Apparently, the green eyes run in the family. 'Cause, y'know. They're not from Mako or anything. She also has something against Ansem, enough for her to reconsider her TWUU WUB with Riku. I SAY: I would have given this three shadows and left it at that, were it not for the author's complete lack of creativity. Navi? And Tatl(e)? Gee, I wonder what other games she's been playing. Because I can't think of anything else that involves fairies by that name. Oy. SAMPLE: ( 'Riku mearly looked at her beauty, she was gorgeous. This was the new girl? Wow.' ) 1 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Trinity [17 Dec 2004|08:43pm] [ mood | cold ] [ music | My Wings - Lacuna Coil ] TITLE: Trinity of Time AUTHOR: Every Heart SUMMARY: 4 years have passed since that dreadful day. Kairi is always hoping to see Sora again, but what happens when a mysterious girl washes up on the island? What power does she have and what does she know about Sora, Riku, and Kairi?Full summary inside. RATING: (three shadows) NAME: Trinity SPECIES: Human HAIR COLOR: 'Her layered blonde hair reached to half of her neck.' EYE COLOR: 'light blue orbs' FASHION SENSE: 'She wore a blue tank top and a blue mini skirt. The tank top showed her belly, and around her neck was a black necklace. She also had black boots on and had a black band around her upper arm. On the other arm, her wrist was filled with different colors of blue bracelets.' SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: POWERS: 'In trinity signs, they have three stars. In my name, those three stars mean the past, present, and future for me. So I can see everything that did or will happen.' EQUIPMENT: Nothing. ORIGIN: Claims to be from Traverse Town, but is probably lying. Her major angst comes from the fact that everyone loved her twin sister better, because they looked down upon Trinity for her special powers. Then said sister disappeared. Hm. CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: She washes up on Destiny Islands, where Kairi finds her, and she bonds with Riku while he's in Kingdom Hearts. Plus, uh, she's Kairi's twin sister. It doesn't say that, but it's pretty obvious. I SAY: In case you haven't noticed, I'm pulling this week's fics from stories that have 'mysterious girl' in their summary. Oddly, all of them have ended up being in love with Riku, too. Hm. This fic gets super major 'WTF?' points for school-related angst. Oh, poor Kairi, she's being hit on by a boy. God forbid. SAMPLE: ( 'and when Sora looked over at Kairi and all she could see was large swirling blue eyes that entranced her into another world.' ) 3 sues whacked| have a keyblade

Lisayre/Murky/Pyro [16 Dec 2004|06:57pm] [ mood | blah ] [ music | Thief - Our Lady Peace ] TITLE: Pyrotechnics AUTHOR: Lovely Popcorn SUMMARY: You shall be known as Pyro, and with your fire you will purge the world of all shadows..." A mysterious girl with an even more mysterious connection to Riku arrives at the end of the game... demanding Sora's help to destroy all darkness? RATING: (two shadows) NAME: Lisayre/Murky/Pyro SPECIES: Human HAIR COLOR: 'long black hair' EYE COLOR: 'icy blue eyes' FASHION SENSE: not mentioned SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: Aside from her hair getting in her eyes constantly? None. POWERS: She can manipulate darkness, and she can use fire magic. Her flames will burn away all darkness, including that in control of Riku. EQUIPMENT: Her ego. Sora's leash. ORIGIN: Who knows? CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: She's, uh, Riku's girlfriend. Apparently, they started going out sometime during the events of KH. Why anyone would want to go out with Riku when he's being an obessive, psychotic puppet of Ansem is beyond me, but hey. It takes all types. I SAY: Not tanks this time, sadly. This isn't very long yet, nor is it descriptive, but ugh. Painful. First she angsts, then she fries Sora and Co with Flare, and then she forces Sora and Co to help her. Because, yeah, of course it's a simple thing to push around the Keyblade Master who just managed to lock Kingdom Hearts and defeat World of Chaos. Her characterization of Riku makes my brain want to explode. ( 'Oh yeah. 'Shrooms. Riku is the only other person I've ever heard call them that, so...' ) have a keyblade

Aramina [15 Dec 2004|04:50pm] TITLE: Forever Amber Eyes (Oh, jeez.) AUTHOR: Forever-FallenAngel (Oh, double jeez.) SUMMARY: Ever since Riku escaped from Kingdom Hearts, he's been alone. That all changes when he meets a mysterious girl who asks for his help. A girl who's been through the same things he has. But what happened when Riku meets a few people from his dark past? Will he stand up and fight with them or run and hide? (OC/Riku, and a little Kairi/Sora) RATING: (this fic scares even Ansem) NAME: Aramina (''Mina') SPECIES: Human/'Fallen Angel' (Oh, Christ and a half on a pogo stick. Can I pick 'em, or can I pick 'em?) HAIR COLOR: 'her long, raven-black hair framing her face. It gleamed softly in the moonlight, as it fell down to her waist.' EYE COLOR: 'Her dark honey, brown eyes, seemed to be burning with an amber fire, and they were rimmed with black eye-makeup.' FASHION SENSE: 'She wore old, worn black shoes, long black pants, and a black tank. She had on a thin, studded, leather belt, slanting diagonally around her waist, to complete her dark look.' (Read that again. She's wearing a tank.) SPECIAL PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: Her eyes. 'Yet the most amazing and odd thing about 'Mina was her large, angel-like wings, made of silky, black feathers.' POWERS: Able to turn Riku from his relatively canonish self to her lapdog with a single look. EQUIPMENT: 'In her hand (which's fingernails were painted black) she held a black blindfold, similar to the one Riku held. She wore a necklace with a large black rose in the center, and a silver ring, that had the letters F and A printed in bold writing.' Also, 'a black keyblade with two Ambers gleaming from either side like two eyes,' which she gives to Riku. ORIGIN: Another Halloween Town Sue. Man, what's with people thinking that Halloween Town is an angsty place? Have they not seen the movie or something? CONNECTIONS TO CANNON: Like Riku, she was once a Heartless, which results in the 'amber eyes' that the author keeps harping on about. I SAY: Well, at least it's a new explination for the blindfold, I'll give them that. Does anyone think, um, it might just be because Nomura didn't want it to be too obvious in Deep Dive that the person in question was Riku? The dripping angst in this thing makes me want to vomit, seriously. It's beyond words. She's got a world in here called 'Serene Void.' Sounds like some high school goth band to me. SAMPLE: ( 'Algitar sat in an old rickety chair, his Gatorblade, propped against his trench coat clad shoulder.' ) 5 sues whacked| have a keyblade

navigation [ viewing | most recent entries ] [ go | earlier ]